I'm On A Train

**Written on the train from Edinburgh to Inverness**

Sitting around a table in the Great Hall at Christ Church, Oxford, Meghan opens her Brit Rail pass and sees that there are three open slots. She turns to Kylie, Jennifer, and Ashley, and says, “Hmmm, I’ll take Jennifer… Kylie…………… and HAMMY!!!”

Ohhhhhhhh, snap!

Get your tickets ready, he’s about to come round.

Everybody hit your seats, it’s about to go down.

But stay in the freaking right section,

We rollin’ this, let’s go.

I’m on a train, I’m on a train, everybody look at me ‘cause I’m ridin’ on a train,

I’m on a train, I’m on a train, take a good hard look at the Scottish Rail train.

I’m on a train, BGB, look at me.

Straight cruising on the tracks, in the plaid country,

Bustin’ a hundred mn’s, sheep zoomin’ past my pane,

You can’t stop me, Hanksy, ‘cause I’m on a train

Take a jumping pic, ‘cause I’m on a train, Jeff,

Drinkin’ free coffee ‘cause I’m first class,

I got my umbrella and my booty-booties,

I’m seein’ mountains, you in Texas straight seein’ movies,

I’m ridin’ on Nessie, doin’ dips and tricks,

This monsters comin’, so let’s take some pics,

This ain’t standard class, it’s as nice as it gets.

Oh, I’m sorry I’m on a train, don’t you ever forget.

I’m on a train, and its going fast, and I’ve got a locomotive theme, ridin’ first class, man,

I’m the king of Scotland on a train like Thomas,

If you’re in a car, then you’re sure not us,

Get the hell on, this train is boardin’,

Forget boats, I’m on a train, Baylor people,

Forget planes, I ride trains past steeples,

I’m on a train with my girls from Ox-ford,

The baby’s wigglin’ on the table – Good Lord!

Hey, Hanks, if you could see me now, sittin’ first class, Loch Ness bound,

I’ve been on this train for four hours now,

With the conductor anything is possiblllllllllllle.

I never thought I’d be on train. It’s a big, green, grassy plain.

Hey, shepherds look at me,

I never thought I’d see the day with a big train rollin’ my way,

Believe me when I say I finished my essay.

I’m on a train, I’m on a train, everybody look at me ‘cause I’m ridin’ on a train,

I’m on a train, I’m on a train, take a good hard look at the Scottish Rail train.

Lyrics by: Meghan McKee, Kylie Fournier, and Jennifer Atwood

Music by: T-Pain

Dedicated to: Hammy (Dr. Hamilton)

**Hope you all enjoyed that, lol!**